• skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

    skypestripper:

    theawkwardterrier:

    The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

    update: i banged him



  • nymphicus:

prompt was “dancing”

    nymphicus:

    prompt was “dancing”


  • "There’s no time. There’s no time to stop."

  • aureat:

    can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you


  • koalatea:

    10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 


  • dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

    dolofang:

    compassfox:

    drop-bass-not-babies:

    Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

    … I’m a girl

    We’re both girls

    nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair


  • genderfluid-carlos:

    ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak


  • edens-blog:

    wkdart:

    iamtonysexual:

    andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    onlylolgifs:

     People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

    looks fun

    makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

    ASDFK

    MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

    not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

    step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

    step 2. somehow get upwind

    step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

    step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

    step 5. ?????????

    step 6. profit 


  • shubbabang:

    So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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  • violasarecool:

    misfitreindeer:

    what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

    like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

    they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks


  • gmansthoughts:

    sixpenceee:

    space-transgressor:

    mopedsandbullshit:

    blacksupervillain:

    piccolowasablackman:

    sixpenceee:

    A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.

    The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.

    Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.

    SOURCE

    OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-

    That’s where the lizard people live

    Watch

    mind blown

    WHAT THE FUCK

    I just wanna point something out.

    You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?

    like this one

    or this one

    and this one

    If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea. 

    I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story. 

    Looks like we found Cthulu. Goddamn humankind, what hell with be wrought on us.


  • transmisogynykills:

    "Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

    We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher


  • vivalaglamourpuss:

    an important factual presentation by me

    All the facts.


  • notbeingconstructive:

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

now THAT’s arty.

    notbeingconstructive:

    paintgod:

    my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

    now THAT’s arty.


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